School+Jokes!

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Some excuses for why you have not done your homework...
 * **Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked** ||
 * **I put it in a safe, but lost the combination** ||
 * **I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away** ||
 * **Our __furnace__ stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing** ||
 * **I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the __washing machine__ ** ||
 * **I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload** ||
 * **My little sister ate it** ||

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A-T. || Never mind, it stinks. || Look at it in a mirror. || Take away the letter S. || Hold it and then let go. || "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!" || Grate! (Great!) ||
 * <span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">**Can you spell eighty in two letters?**
 * <span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">**Did you hear the <span class="IL_AD" style="background-color: transparent; color: #0000ff; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">__story__ about the skunk?**
 * <span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">**How can you <span class="IL_AD" style="background-color: transparent; color: #0000ff; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">__double your money__ ?**
 * <span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">**How can you make seven even?**
 * <span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">**How do you make a lemon drop?**
 * <span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">**How does a <span class="IL_AD" style="background-color: transparent; color: #0000ff; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 16px;">__baby__ ghost cry?**
 * <span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">**How does a fireplace feel?**